I believe my hair has reached such a length and quantity, that all knots and massive evil mats that manifest are safely hidden from view (it reaches mid thigh, now). The longest I can stand to go without brushing my hair is 3 days. Otherwise it feels like something is constantly yanking on my hair. Your comics are hilarious, by the way (it's a bit awkward, randomly bursting into laughter while everyone else is just lounging quietly).
Hahahah xD How about just "What a mess" or something? I remember not combing my hair for amost a whole year in order to get natural dreads. In the end I thought it got too hot in the summer when I was training with my horse, and thus I cut them off. My newly bought helmets ceased to fit after that... I regret it when I think about what nice dreads I would've had by now